Dear John
Journal Entry: Tue Jun 24, 2008, 8:57 PM
- Mood:
Lonely - Listening to: Stayin' Alive--BEE GEES
- Reading: By the Light of the Moon--Dean Koontz
- Watching: The General's Daughter
Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.I think I realized it when we were skinny dipping with Mr. and Mrs. Bush, and I saw you carve your name in the Cookie Monster. I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand that I'm a clone. I'm sending back the pictures of Portugal, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should know that I get sick when I think about a new life as a clone.
With pain,
White-snow
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The Note:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-
The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes don't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was shaving your legs
may- when I was high on sesame seed
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange my Carl Larsson-collection
pink my cat
no underwear my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk {multicoloured to be precise XD}
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B shall always remember
C/D never will forget
E/F Always will try to forget
G/H will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J have always felt dirty because of
K/L have never laughed in public about
M/N am makin a movie about
O/P throw rocks at
Q/R informed the psychiatrist about
S/T get sick when I think about
U/V/W told the news paper about
X/Y/Z never liked
11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me
Devious Comments
If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas!
Send this to 10 people u care about including me!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.
1-3= Not So Loving..
3-5= Uhh...
5-6= People like you
6-7= People luv you
8-9= Damn People ADORE you
9-10=YOU'RE THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES YOU
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To tell a friend a secret is like giving them a heart
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Things are not always what they seem. Many times we find ourselves looking at something we thought was something else, but it was not so. Things are hidden with great ease, so that many of us do not realize we are looking at a mirage.
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Things are not always what they seem. Many times we find ourselves looking at something we thought was something else, but it was not so. Things are hidden with great ease, so that many of us do not realize we are looking at a mirage.
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Things are not always what they seem. Many times we find ourselves looking at something we thought was something else, but it was not so. Things are hidden with great ease, so that many of us do not realize we are looking at a mirage.
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a.k.a. Night, Raitekki, Reiuzen, Flareonflashfirex, Zeivaxe, Rin-chan, and...Thalia. ^^
Thanks to [link] for the icon!
Well, I'll just have to get my father to scan it for me. He's in Russia right now, so he's not able to. Oh, and don't be lazy!! *brandishes a knife* Don't make me sick Blackheart on you.
Blackheart: It'll be my pleasure.
Me: Just wait.
Again, I'm kidding. But, if you do get around to that '
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Things are not always what they seem. Many times we find ourselves looking at something we thought was something else, but it was not so. Things are hidden with great ease, so that many of us do not realize we are looking at a mirage.
Thank you. ^^ About Iuse's pic.
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a.k.a. Night, Raitekki, Reiuzen, Flareonflashfirex, Zeivaxe, Rin-chan, and...Thalia. ^^
Thanks to [link] for the icon!
--
Things are not always what they seem. Many times we find ourselves looking at something we thought was something else, but it was not so. Things are hidden with great ease, so that many of us do not realize we are looking at a mirage.
--
a.k.a. Night, Raitekki, Reiuzen, Flareonflashfirex, Zeivaxe, Rin-chan, and...Thalia. ^^
Thanks to [link] for the icon!
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<< >> Just so no one gets mad at me...I stole the avi from ~yayitsphil...sorry ._. couldn't help mahself...
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L: Sugar...cake...cake...sugar...cake...@_@ *dies from diabetes*
Mello: Chocolate...chocolate...@_@ *also dies from diabetes*
But, I'm still there. I got on today, and yesterday, but it seems that I was almost ignored...
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Things are not always what they seem. Many times we find ourselves looking at something we thought was something else, but it was not so. Things are hidden with great ease, so that many of us do not realize we are looking at a mirage.
--
To tell a friend a secret is like giving them a heart
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When life gives you lemons make lemonade put poison in it and give it to the bastards that gave you it in the first place.
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Things are not always what they seem. Many times we find ourselves looking at something we thought was something else, but it was not so. Things are hidden with great ease, so that many of us do not realize we are looking at a mirage.
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"Everybody has their own opinion, that's part of life. It's fine, you know?" ~ Taylor Hanson
98% of these statistics signatures aren't 100% accurate. If you're in any of the percentage who agrees...then spread the word.
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To tell a friend a secret is like giving them a heart
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Courage is not having no fear, but being able to move through fear.
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and just outa random whack:
Linkin Park is da best band on da face of da earth!!!
im kinda crazy!!
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The Moral: Do not expect others to be faithful, unless you are faithful yourself.
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